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The leggy Antiques Roadshow bint went to the same Paris school as the horseface royal bint. I've forgotten both their names.
 
Everyone knows that cats eyes were invented when someone caught a cats eyes reflecting in their headlamps in the middle of the road but what many people don’t know is that exactly the same time on exactly the same road, the man that invented the tea towel holder was coming in the opposite direction.
 
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