A VERY UPSETTING STATISTIC

[handyjack]

Statistics recently released from The United Nations
reveal that:

Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year.

This is very upsetting news to many of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

 

[EFLImpudence]

From my observations having just returned from the supermarket, it is difficult to imagine why the said British men would have sex at all.

Do British men lie more than Japanese?

 

[Whitespirit66]

If you're saying that the women were ugly, perhaps you need to stop shopping at Aldi.

 

[EFLImpudence]

It was an improvement on Asda.

 

[Whitespirit66]

All the hot totty shops at Makro - but it's exclusive. Members only.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Makro is old hat, it's Costco now. Loads of Clunge!

Andy

 

[securespark]

I've been to Costco and Makro loads of times and never picked up a hot date or even a lukewarm one...

 

[JBR]

You should see all the dogs mooching round Morrisons.