Someone asked me,
“Now that you’re retired, do you have a job?”
I replied, “Yes I am my wife's driver, porter, handyman and sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, he said
"I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by the last one?"
"Very simple. The wife has told me that when she
wants my f###ing advice, she'll ask me for it.
“Now that you’re retired, do you have a job?”
I replied, “Yes I am my wife's driver, porter, handyman and sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, he said
"I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by the last one?"
"Very simple. The wife has told me that when she
wants my f###ing advice, she'll ask me for it.
