Any volunteers?

If I though I had a real chance to become an MP, I'd volunteer for the post. Just think of all those luvverly expenses forms, just waiting to be filled in incorrectly. Why I could probably afford a first home as well as the obligatory second or even third home. Of course, I'd switch homes when I was going to sell one of them to avoid CGT and furnish all my homes with all of the latest technology. All paid for by the taxpayer. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
Very strange, aggressive sounding opening post..... :lol: :lol:

I nominate you D-hailsham......... :lol:
 
If I though I had a real chance to become an MP, I'd volunteer for the post. Just think of all those luvverly expenses forms, just waiting to be filled in incorrectly. Why I could probably afford a first home as well as the obligatory second or even third home. Of course, I'd switch homes when I was going to sell one of them to avoid CGT and furnish all my homes with all of the latest technology. All paid for by the taxpayer. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

switching has now been abolished...............
 
That would go down well, a looney left asian moslem dole scrounging lunatic as leader..............
and he could have Newgas as his deputy :wink: :lol:
 
That would go down well, a looney left asian moslem dole scrounging lunatic as leader..............
and he could have Newgas as his deputy :wink: :lol:

Fu*k me.......I have just choked on my glass of beer because of that comment....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You couldn't make up a better nightmare scenario TBH......... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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