Are Scottish plumbers smarter than English plumbers?

[misterdubya]

I sing .... lassen die Schotten ertrinken in buckie.

But you all sing "God Save the Queen" to a middle class German family..

und Nörgler (Grouch), dont Ich singe das!


Mr. W.

 

[adlplumbing]

quick question has any scot actualy heard all the line`s to english natinal anthem

 

[namsag]

Yep thats why you can stick your anthem up your ar5e and thats from a bluenose

 

[Westyorkshire]

What type of boiler has a zero govener, positive or negative?

 

[adlplumbing]

yep it is a bit rascist
but to be fair when it was writen we where at war alot of the time
and not very nice to live next door too

 

[namsag]

But its the british anthem do the english actually have an anthem ?

 

[Corgigrouch]

Being a bunch of belligerent racist warmongers is what built a great empire... You lost it all when you went soft.

 

[Corgigrouch]

But its the british anthem do the english actually have an anthem ?

Rabbit by Chas and Dave...

 

[Dan Robinson]

It's great winding up the colonies

 

[adlplumbing]

But its the british anthem do the english actually have an anthem ?

yes it tell what to do to the scots

 

[DeltaT2]

Hud on a wee minute!! We history leason for the hard of thinking;
James 6th & 1st
And as I said earlier the Queen Mother was Scottish, Phil's a Greek & the rest are Cruits, where's the English??!!

 

[DeltaT2]

But you all sing "God Save the Queen" to a middle class German family..

Middle class..........FFS!! The Queen is the biggest land owner in the world!!
Get a grip, who do you think she is Hyacinth Bucket???

 

[boabcelt]

But you all sing "God Save the Queen" to a middle class German family..

Middle class..........FFS!! The Queen is the biggest land owner in the world!!
Get a grip, who do you think she is Hyacinth Bucket???

Delta, you make some decent points but you lost me when you referred to us as northern british. Yes, I have a british passport, but thats only until the new independent Scottish one is available And the jelly beans maw was about as scottish as Rolf Harris! Alba gu Brath!

 

[adlplumbing]

Hud on a wee minute!! We history leason for the hard of thinking;
James 6th & 1st
And as I said earlier the Queen Mother was Scottish, Phil's a Greek & the rest are Cruits, where's the English??!!

getting screwed by everyone
did you here welsh inpendant party last election
they wanted indepence and wanted us to subsides them as well
they like kid leaving home

 

[DeltaT2]

But you all sing "God Save the Queen" to a middle class German family..

Middle class..........FFS!! The Queen is the biggest land owner in the world!!
Get a grip, who do you think she is Hyacinth Bucket???

Delta, you make some decent points but you lost me when you referred to us as northern british. Yes, I have a british passport, but thats only until the new independent Scottish one is available And the jelly beans maw was about as scottish as Rolf Harris! Alba gu Brath!

The Queen Mother was born in Glamis Castle in Angus. Born into a Scottish aristo family Bowes-Lions(?), she was as Scottish as you son.
In the royal household she was know as the 'Scottish Lady'.