Asked for captions, how about engine boot sale?

[ericmark]

 

[blup]

It speaks for itself

 

[Koolpc]

RECENTLY DIVORCED MAN LOOKING FOR A NEW HOME TO USE THE DOOR AND TABLE IN...

 

[pete01]

No peeing by the track.

 

[Koolpc]

Highway Man waiting for his new cherry picker. He was told it will be arriving by rail.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

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"Gilfach Fargoed railyway station facilities voted the worst for the 14th year running."

or

"Bloody fly tippers get everywhere!"

or

"New Welsh Ikea fails to take off."

 

[pete01]

Unstoppable 2.

The original unstoppable is a great film

 

[Deluks]

Garage sale this Saturday: lots of items available, old tools, fixtures and fittings, train set with track, come get a bargain!

 

[Koolpc]

New one::

"Donald, i heard on the grapevine that Notchy is spreading rumours that you gave the order to set fire to the power plant at Heathrow!"

 

[ericmark]

"Bloody fly tippers get everywhere!"

I do like that one.