Beds in sheds!

[Deluks]

"He said: ‘I don't have a girlfriend but I would be comfortable bringing a girl back - it would be a chance to show it off."

I'm assuming he's not talking about his house!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...perty-ladder-theres-no-bathroom.html#comments

 

[LastMagicBean]

I love the shelf in pic no.2.

 

[Deluks]

I love the shelf in pic no.2.

Don't think it will last long, apparently 'Mr Bendle, ...has a woodborer to keep himself warm



I'm sure in true 'Grand Designs' tradition, he lived on-site, temporarily in a caravan while the house was being built.

 

[Bosswhite]

How did he get Planning Permission to make it a permament habitable property ?

 

[longdogs]

He spent a whole year without prior knowledge of washing.

 

[Whitespirit66]

"He said: ‘I don't have a girlfriend

Probably explained by the lack of a bathroom.

 

[tony1851]

"He said: ‘I don't have a girlfriend

Probably explained by the lack of a bathroom.

So what does he do when he wants to, er,.........?

 

[securespark]

"He said: ‘I don't have a girlfriend

Probably explained by the lack of a bathroom.

So what does he do when he wants to, er,.........?

Well, he can take his woodborer and make a hole in the nearest tree....

Oh, you mean what does he do without a bathroom? I thought you meant what does he do without a girlf..........

 

[Whitespirit66]

"He said: ‘I don't have a girlfriend

Probably explained by the lack of a bathroom.

So what does he do when he wants to, er,.........?

Well, he can take his woodborer and make a hole in the nearest tree....

You could catch a disease like that. Dutch Elm springs to mind.

Sounds like 'er indoors. After a while, it all gets a bit boring.

 

[Brigadier]

Fair play to him, but living "in a field in the middle of nowhere", I bet his postie is p####d off!

 

[LastMagicBean]

Unless the postie IS the woodborer.

 

[themiddleagedun]

A bit rough-n-ready maybe, but fair play to him, I think its brilliant.
A lot better than living in some crappy flat for £600 a month.
Eating your own home-grown spuds in a house you've built yourself, what could be better...