Binface put up a fight….

[festive]

Those 9000 were probably a mix of Labour, Cons, Libs etc......lol

Oh stop that koolpc thats like saying Santa isn't real

Lesson: How to prove Count Binface is nearly as popular as Nigel Farage and obviously not manipulate the masses who auto consume and believe anti Nigel hysteria.

Step 1: Ignore the inconvenient fact that Labour, Conservatives, Lib Dems and Greens didn't stand.
Step 2: Announce breathlessly: “BINFACE COMES SECOND!”
Step 3: Put Farage and Binface next to each other on a giant graphic as though Britain has suddenly become a two-party system consisting of Reform UK and an intergalactic waste receptacle.
Step 4: Explain that Binface's thousands of votes demonstrate an extraordinary new political movement. Under no circumstances mention that voters wanting to register anything other than Farage had a somewhat limited menu.
Step 5: Headline it: “SHOCK POLL: BINFACE CLOSING IN ON FARAGE”
Step 6: By Monday morning have a panel of commentators asking whether “Binfaceism could reshape British politics.”

And the final classroom question for the children:
“If Tesco closes every checkout except one and the self-service machine, has Britain suddenly developed an overwhelming ideological commitment to self-service?” Unanimous answer from excited children win win!!

 

[festive]

I would also like to add the two PM's or leaders that without question have caused more harm to Europe and our country than the rest put together are:

Dead eyed deceiver (TBlair)
David Cameron (sorry in Labour sheep speak) Camoron!! (little excited chuckle for being so clever i remembered that one do i get a club gold star?)

Between the two of them they caused untold damage we are still suffering to this day. Tell me i am wrong.

 

[motorbiking]

Major and brown supported the EU evolving into something that was no longer a sensible trade arrangement. And let’s not forget the Drunken Belgian’s desire to humiliate Cameron leading to a Brexit vote.

 

[blup]

Major and brown supported the EU evolving into something that was no longer a sensible trade arrangement.

Which doesn’t explain why we’re worse off post brexhit.

And let’s not forget the Drunken Belgian’s desire to humiliate Cameron leading to a Brexit vote

i thought Farrage was French

 

[Brigadier]

But I think that he just did not want to give people the opportunity of getting a photo of him and binface

Agree.

So why didn't he just say that?