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Is it me but do all renault espace drivers become the twonk family on camping holidays.
 
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A lot of people that pull caravans are "twonks", they dont know how to drive with something in tow, IMO you should have to take a seperate test or at least a course before you are allowed to.
 
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i was quite amused when i looked up the word "twonk" ..i found two definitions, first defines twonk as an idiot,and the second defines what women do...cheeky...0o0o0o0o Missus..
 
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flipping well said an they shouldnt go in lane 3 on the motorway

Ive seen many weaving an shaking on my less than frequent trips up to Jock land on the M6 to take my wife to see her Bro , Mario , in Dumfries ..

He is the typical English /Italian type t8sser ,
supports everyone except England ,
but he fawns over his clientel at his Pasta/Pizza Resturant ,
I genuinely hate this sh*t as on my wedding day he tried to stop my wife from marrying me ,REALLY STOP ,HMMM ..

as I was "a loser plumber ,
I would be a manc scum youth who achieves his peers ..into dying young as worthless wretch , !"
(cheers for the support Mario , LOL)

my greatest pleasure was driving up recent after selling the biz too Daz ,
we parked the 7 series beamer outside ,

she rang him to come out to meet her ,as you do ...
"Iama a very busy " the reply ..lol..lol *anker

where the faux Eyetye accent comes from growin up on a rough sink estate in Salford ,God only knows ...hmm..

thing is she loves him obviously an Im a bit sly ,
on the **** take , ;)

I told him ,
we just sold the business an the rentals ,
an were ok ..;)/winked /grinned (I had waited a lifetime for !!!!!!) at him ,

not bad for a plumber from our estate , I reminded him every other sentence ..lol...lol...lol..lol

My wife had got him a oyster rolex , she gave him it after dinner , from us....
I could see him die slowly inside ,

especially after me saying to him ,
"So then when are you going to stop flicking pizzas about an retire , surely you have made some profit here ,surely ? "

Remember this a*sehole wanted to forbid our wedding the flash charly-git

I left that weekend after asking him the time , ;)

as the wife rings him once a week an will ask him "what time is it!" , all nice an genuine sis like ,


that will destroy him , teehee !!!!! OH YES ,


but me I never forget enemies ...........Revenge is best served cold


Sorry to go off but funny all the same ...:)
 
Hey Moz, you hijacked that post with your beef with your brother in law. ;)
What Rolex model did you get him?
 
It was 6 k , .....an with diamonds an , wtf ...have I right to ask about a Bros present ....cheers ...

Thanks :( ..:(
just downloaded that classy Private ..Pirate film ,
an gonna get it going for a watch ,later in the bedroom .... etc

she will love it as all private films ;)
 
Kin 'ell Moz ,Bloody eight minutes that took you , And I am busting for a leak,well now I know ,I can go and ...................................
 
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