eggplant
flipping well said an they shouldnt go in lane 3 on the motorway
Ive seen many weaving an shaking on my less than frequent trips up to Jock land on the M6 to take my wife to see her Bro , Mario , in Dumfries ..
He is the typical English /Italian type t8sser ,
supports everyone except England ,
but he fawns over his clientel at his Pasta/Pizza Resturant ,
I genuinely hate this sh*t as on my wedding day he tried to stop my wife from marrying me ,REALLY STOP ,HMMM ..
as I was "a loser plumber ,
I would be a manc scum youth who achieves his peers ..into dying young as worthless wretch , !"
(cheers for the support Mario , LOL)
my greatest pleasure was driving up recent after selling the biz too Daz ,
we parked the 7 series beamer outside ,
she rang him to come out to meet her ,as you do ...
"Iama a very busy " the reply ..lol..lol *anker
where the faux Eyetye accent comes from growin up on a rough sink estate in Salford ,God only knows ...hmm..
thing is she loves him obviously an Im a bit sly ,
on the **** take ,
I told him ,
we just sold the business an the rentals ,
an were ok ..
/winked /grinned (I had waited a lifetime for !!!!!!) at him ,
not bad for a plumber from our estate , I reminded him every other sentence ..lol...lol...lol..lol
My wife had got him a oyster rolex , she gave him it after dinner , from us....
I could see him die slowly inside ,
especially after me saying to him ,
"So then when are you going to stop flicking pizzas about an retire , surely you have made some profit here ,surely ? "
Remember this a*sehole wanted to forbid our wedding the flash charly-git
I left that weekend after asking him the time ,
as the wife rings him once a week an will ask him "what time is it!" , all nice an genuine sis like ,
that will destroy him , teehee !!!!! OH YES ,
but me I never forget enemies ...........Revenge is best served cold
Sorry to go off but funny all the same ...