When the Day is Dawnin,`
on a Sunny Combustion Forum,
How I long to be there,
with Tony who`s waitin` for me there,
If your advice is dodgy,
Don`t you take a chance,
`cos ya know he`s readin`,
and getting all big in his pants,
(everybody)
Is this the way to the Combustion Forum?
Bring in your Ego and lots of decorum,
Dreamin` dreams of the Combustion Forum,
And sweet Tony who waits for me,
(dance like your Dad)
`SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
and sweet Tony who waits for me`
There`s an alarm bell ringin`,
A guy`s logged in, his advice is mingin`,
Tony spots the phoney,
calls up the Mods and says `Hi this is Tony,`
"There`s a man who`s postin,
and he aint got a clue,`
either He goes or I go,
choose between the two",
Is this the way to the Screwfix website?
Mods packed me bags and wished me `Nitey nite,`
So I`m off to the Screwfix website,
and the abuse that waits for me,
( Last time! c`mon swing your pants! )
`SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
and the abuse that waits for me.