Did your Mum ever say this

[chainsaw_masochist]

Touche.

 

[xr4x4]

Always wear clean underwear... Just incase you get run over by a bus!!

(I never did understand that, why a bus?)

 

[cantaloup63]

my old ma used to say:

You can't control your emotions, but you can control what you do about them.

 

[ABCwarrior]

When trying to keep things equal between my brother and me it was always:

"You can't make fish of one and flesh of the other"

God only knows where she got that one.

 

[misterdubya]

"If the wind changes your face'll set like that"

 

[Alarm]

D`ont drink all the milk!

(Used to wake up in the night and neck pints of milk and leave none for the others, addicted to ice cold Red Top or wotever its called now Full Fat?)

 

[Nige F]

**** will draw you further than powder will blow you

 

[Djnikon]

If you fall off that wall and break your legs, don't come running to me!

 

[Alarm]

Will you bl@@dy stop crying when I`m hitting you!

(Not really, but its a good un )

 

[Djnikon]

One from my dad,
While already crying for whatever reason
"I'll give you something to cry about..."

What, like I hadn't already found something