Apparently there was this printer in an office, and someone managed to drop a pen into it.
Attempts to retrieve the pen failed, so a call for a service engineer was placed.
In the meantime a note was left on the printer about the problem to stop people trying to use it.
Incidentally, if anyone would like some custom pens made to promote your business, why not try Pen Island. Their website is http://www.penisland.net
I am not joking, this is genuine and completely SFW!