Do Ostriches make good pets?

[Ian H]

We have one at home, don't know wether to keep it or not.

My missus seems to like it but I'm not sure.

 

[noseall]

They lay some hefty oeufs.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Which one is the ostrich?

Andy

 

[securespark]

I think it's the name of the tap.

 

[DaveHerns]

Mrs H has a nice firm grip !

 

[Doggit]

Now does your missus know the fun you have at her expense on here Ian. I think you need to add her as Mrs H, so she can join in as well.

 

[Mottie]

I've ridden one in South Africa in 1982. 0-60 in about half a second!!

 

[Brigadier]

Now does your missus know the fun you have at her expense on here Ian. I think you need to add her as Mrs H, so she can join in as well.

I was thinking there would soon be a thread "Camera phone jammed up my 'arris: removal tips appreciated"

 

[Brigadier]

Mrs H has a nice firm grip !

I noticed that too, but I'm too much of a gentleman to have pointed it out....

 

[HERTS P&D]

NEWS JUST IN!

Man rushed to hospital with phone shoved up his ar$e.

Will be in hospital some time as doctors can't stop laughing.

Andy

 

[EFLImpudence]

Ostriches don't even make good birds.

 

[JohnD]

Do they make a good roast?

I believe emus are more playful.

 

[DaveHerns]

I've ridden one in South Africa in 1982

A Mrs H ? You lucky man.

 

[Ian H]

Ha ha ha!! She might as well sign up, she is doing more of the DIY than I do.

I'll turn the phone off vibrate just in case someone phones before the doctors get it out

 

[securespark]

Mrs H has a nice firm grip !

Yes, but what about Ian's missus?