Elvis sighted

[Coulsdon Eagle]

I saw Elvis at the customer service desk in B&Q the other day, he Returned a Sander

 

[poshman]

I saw Elvis at the customer service desk in B&Q the other day, he Returned a Sander

wow, and I thought he was a striker for the palace

 

[Softus]

I saw Elvis at the customer service desk in B&Q the other day, he Returned a Sander

Was he also trying to undress a gnome?

 

[bernardgreen]

He works a landscape gardener, last seen in the gardens of Pentonville building a Jailhouse Rockery

 

[Trazor]

I saw Elvis at the customer service desk in B&Q the other day, he Returned a Sander

So obviously false.............It was a Router.

 

[bernardgreen]

Video Premiere: Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley's 'In the Ghetto'

http://www.spinner.com/2007/08/16/video-premiere-elvis-and-lisa-marie-presleys-in-the-ghetto/

 

[Thermo]

I saw Elvis at the customer service desk in B&Q the other day, he Returned a Sander

nah he works in the chip shop near me.....well he swears he is!

 

[billyo]

seen him again ahunk ahunka burning love he was a singing on saturdays car-e-o-ki or pink caddy to u and me long live the king

 

[Nige F]

I saw Elvis at the customer service desk in B&Q the other day, he Returned a Sander

....It was a Router.

was he using it @ that place at the end of lonely street I saw scaffold up around it last time I was there . Broke my heart to see that old house , uh-hu. Think it was Stevens the builders there..place sure was a-shakin`I always wondered what was behind that green door

 

[notb665]

One of the best guitarists ever was Scotty Moore, in my opinion.

 

[vokera80e]

He couldn't fool me,i knew it was him trying to mingle with the croud.Trying to hide his peanut jelly sandwiches down his pants..

 

[billyo]

VokerA80e looks like your man has eaten our Elvis.

 

[billyo]

anybody see elvis on bbc saturday spooky will the real elvis please stand up,now we know why we spot him at tesco,and b&Q dont leave the building there are questions to anwser

 

[Shutpa]

anybody see elvis on bbc saturday spooky will the real elvis please stand up,now we know why we spot him at tesco,and b&Q dont leave the building there are questions to anwser

But they will only see him in the afternoons because I play snooker with him in the mornings. And before anyone chips in with "I'd be better using a cue" I am giving that serious thought.