Embarrassed Nursery Girl...

[securespark]

Picked my two youngest up from nursey the other afternoon.

The older of the pair (3, 4 in April) said to the girl, "My Daddy's got a hurty peepee."

To which the younger one (2 in November) added, "He's got ow-ow balls."



To those who don't know, I've had a vasectomy recently!!

Poor girl!


Have your kids said anything that you really rather they hadn't?

 

[wanabechippie]

Have your kids said anything that you really rather they hadn't?

"mummy, why was daddy shouting about god with the nanny this afternoon?"

 

[FredFlintstone]

My daughter (she was 4 earlier this month) watches me in the shower. She always asked why I'm having a wee in the shower. I've tried explaining that it's just the water running down my body and off the bits that hang but she has none of it.

God knows what she tells the nursery staff!

She also told the nursery staff that "mummy has a baby in her tummy". When they congratulated us we had to explain that she'd been making it up. My wife is pregnant now and at first, the nursery staff didn't believe her!

 

[ricicle]

She always asked why I'm having a wee in the shower.

You mean you don't wee in the shower anyway

I do.I'm on a water meter, so its saves a flush of the loo - wait 'till I'm in the shower to have one

 

[FredFlintstone]

She always asked why I'm having a wee in the shower.

You mean you don't wee in the shower anyway

I do.I'm on a water meter, so its saves a flush of the loo - wait 'till I'm in the shower to have one

LOL.

 

[securespark]

Another in the supermarket when our eldest (now 7) was about 3,

[in a HUGE loud voice]

"Daddy, why is that woman in the pink dress over there so FAT?"

Kids would be so blo*dy good at Catchphrase...."say what you see"

 

[WoodYouLike]

Another in the supermarket when our eldest (now 7) was about 3,

[in a HUGE loud voice]

"Daddy, why is that woman in the pink dress over there so FAT?"

Oh, don't remind my mother of that
Done that, just after the kindergarden nannies told me that eating too much musterd makes you really fat:

Mom, look, that lady ate a lot of musterd, see how fat she is!

 

[FredFlintstone]

I spent a fair bit of time in Australia with work a couple of years ago.

I became quite good friends with the person I'd hired to manage the office and her husband, spending every weekend with them and going to the Aussie rules footy every Saturday with her husband.

They had two kids, 5 & 3 at the time.

One Sunday, we were out shopping for office furniture in this massive store. We were chatting to the salesman (who couldn't believe his luck when we mentioned how much furniture we required subject to it being at the right price) and the two kids were messing about as kids do, sitting on the chairs, opening drawers etc. I noticed the salesman had become distracted by something and turned to see what it was that had taken his attention away from such a potentially lucrative deal. To my horror, I saw the 3 year old standing there, facing a pot plant, pants round ankles, taking a p!ss in the plantpot!

Hilarious now but hugely embarrassing at the time.

Fred.

 

[prod]

She always asked why I'm having a wee in the shower.

You mean you don't wee in the shower anyway

I do.I'm on a water meter, so its saves a flush of the loo - wait 'till I'm in the shower to have one

hope there is`nt a roll of toilet paper in your shower

 

[toasty]

Mine (2 years old) tells the lady at nursery that she had chicken burgers for breakfast!!

She's never had a chicken burger, especially for breakfast.

It's funny what they come out with

 

[prod]

while doing our weekly supermarket shopping trip, my wife and i were at the checkout, and we both noticed the lady at the till had neglected to wax her top lip for several weeks (she had a full on bush-tash) we let this pass and proceeded to unload the trolley of shopping, i was at the far end loading the bags and my daughter (5 years of age at the time) was happily talking to the checkout woman, when out of the blue she turned round to my wife and asked "mommy, is that a man or a woman?" everything went silent..you could hear a pindrop on the other side of the shop..my wife blanched with embarrasment turned to me for support, only to see me heading for the exit at a rate of knots, hunched over shuddering with laughter...kids eh? youve gotta love them...

 

[twm.bwen]

Havn't got kids so it'll have to be one from my sister.

My dad was a headteacher and one day before my sis was at school she had to go into school for the day with dad cos there was no one to look after her.

As it was the start of term all the kids sat around and had to say their name and something else. My names jonny and I like cheese etc.

My sis' turn came and she said completely innocently 'My name's Clare and my dads a W****r'

 

[ssray]

We were in a restraunt and the waitress was new at the game and a bit flummoxed by every thing, she also had trowled her makeup on and had drawn her eyebrows on- i told our 2.5 year old boy(the daggers i got form my wife!!) and when she came back he shouted at the top of his voiice`YOU HAVE NO EYEBROWS` luckly for me me she didnt hear it as she was dishing out grub and just smiled at him,the bruse still hurts.
Ray

 

[securespark]

Looking at toilets in BQ a few months ago.

Lifted the lid & there was a kid's t*rd staring back at me!!

Now they screw them all down!