Fell off my bike, shattered knee cap. X rays.

[Mottie]

Nurse was well impressed but said I shouldn't be wearing shorts.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Just looks normal to me. I'm sorry about your knee.

 

[JohnD]

I think you shouldn't have been wearing shorts on what was obviously a very cold day.

 

[Ian H]

No damage to your helmet?

 

[Mottie]

Lol. All funny replies. Keep 'em coming!

 

[DaveHerns]

He's Jake the Peg .....

 

[Brigadier]

It's like a cock. But smaller.

 

[Ian H]

My ex wife had a similar injury but on the other knee. She ended up having an affair with the Radiographer

 

[securespark]

You were wearing a bone dome, weren't you?

As for the shorts, you need better protection when riding.

Try one of these:

https://www.allcondoms.com/collections/textured-condoms