For Ban-all-sheds

[rainydays]

Why do all sheds need banning?? Quite fond of mine.

 

[JohnD]

he means B&Q, Wickes, Homebase etc

 

[rainydays]

Ban all sheds from there, or ban the Diy stores???

 

[JohnD]

stores.

Bring back the old geezer in the brown coat who'll weigh out 4 ounces of nails and sell you fork handles.

 

[rainydays]

Aah now im with you! The ronnie barker shopkeepers. Agreed.

BandQ do serve a purpose though on a sunday afternoon when her indoors is moaning away!! And theres always a decent burgervan outside!

 

[mdbalson]

stores.

Bring back the old geezer in the brown coat who'll weigh out 4 ounces of nails and sell you fork handles.

You mean four candles

 

[breezer]

no mate, fork handles, handles for forks

 

[Click-Sure]

How about plugs?

13 Amps?

 

[securespark]

theres always a decent burgervan outside!

:vomit:

 

[JohnD]

How about plugs?

rubber ones, for bathroom.

 

[mdbalson]

How about O's

BARKER: 'O's!
CORBETT: 'O's?
BARKER: 'O's.
(He goes to get a hoe, and places it on the counter)
BARKER: No, 'O's!
CORBETT: 'O's! I thought you said 'O! (he takes the hoe back, and gets a hose, whilst muttering) When you said 'O's, I thought you said 'O! 'O's!
(He places the hose onto the counter)
BARKER: No, 'O's!
CORBETT (confused for a moment): O's? Oh, you mean panty 'o's, panty 'o's! (he picks up a pair of tights from beside him)
BARKER: No, no, 'O's! 'O's for the gate. Mon repose! 'O's! Letter O's!
CORBETT (finally realising): Letter O's! (muttering) You had me going there!
(He climbs up a stepladder, gets a box down, puts the ladder away, and takes the box to the counter, and searches through it for letter O's)
CORBETT: How many d'you want?
BARKER: Two.
(Ronnie Corbett leaves two letter O's on the counter, then takes the box back, gets the ladder out again, puts the box away, climbs down the ladder, and puts the ladder away, then returns to the counter)

(From http://www.angelfire.com/me/tvcomedy/fourcandles.html)

 

[mdbalson]

theres always a decent burgervan outside!

:vomit:

They are not all bad, the one outside the Gillingham B&Q is good.

 

[JohnD]

for our younger members

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu9MptWyCB8

 

[RF Lighting]

That means I'm old

 

[JohnD]

"first aired in 1976"