funny i.d.

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

what if the queen was asked for i.d. and she got £5 out and said yes.would that be legal.bit mad i know but would it?

 

[AdamW]

Or that classic one

Ticket Collector "can I punch your ticket ma'am?"

Queen "What do you mean you silly man? My face is my ticket!"

Ticket Collector "Right you are ma'am" *SMACK*

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

i was being serious though.

 

[empip]

"One never carries money ... Just the thought that It has been handled by the hords of unwashed b******* ... enough to make one eat one's own young ! Charles are you there ...."

 

[andy]

i was being serious though.

doesnt have her DOB on

 

[kendor]

what if the queen was asked for i.d. and she got £5 out and said yes.would that be legal.bit mad i know but would it?

is that after she's staggered outside a pub and thrown up over the pavement?

 

[andy]

what if the queen was asked for i.d. and she got £5 out and said yes.would that be legal.bit mad i know but would it?

is that after she's staggered outside a pub and thrown up over the pavement?

and spent her moneys

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

who the f**k do you think you are ,the queen?
well actually i am.

 

[empip]

who the f**k do you think you are ,the queen?
well actually i am.

'Hold that .. ' says herself, whilst administering a face full of 'crown', several times in succession..