gas engineer in 8 weeks!

[bripl]

gas such an emotional subject gets your back up every time

 

[traineegasman]

OOOh dearie, dearie me, cookers you are throwing at me, situations you`re throwing at me, I was explaining about a tightness test, your bypass well maybe blocked missus! that will not show up on my gas tightness test, or will it? Answers on a postcard to: I DON`T KNOW WHAT THE Fulcrum I`M TALKING ABOUT C/O BBC LIVE AT WHEREVER.COM

 

[doitall]

No comment speaks for itself.

Thought you you have like a nice little job 80m of steel gas pipe up to 3" with welded flanges suspended 7m from the floor.

Psst Nov 29th 1958 I started and never had an accident.

Perhaps you would like to do the soundness testing and the purge but there again you wouldn't know how or where to start.

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[traineegasman]

Doitall, this dangerous amateur has just qualified with exactly the same status as you! Soz mate, facts of life, get over it, & don`t call me an armature, if you can`t spell then who have we got to look up to. Maybe you should go back to skool & learn to speak proper like wot I do. Imbecile. ( look it up )

That would be a tightness test, wouldn`t it Grandad? we don`t do soundness tests anymore, You are due for your next exam when? There`s a job in Asda going soon mate, would you like me to have a word?

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[doitall]

Doitall, this dangerous amateur has just qualified with exactly the same status as you! Soz mate, facts of life, get over it, & don`t call me an armature, if you can`t spell then who have we got to look up to. Maybe you should go back to skool & learn to speak proper like wot I do. Imbecile. ( look it up )

Like hell you have, you wouldn't know where to start.

What equipment would you use for testing a gas installation with an operating pressure of 165mb and a volume in excess of 1m³.

There`s a job in Asda going soon mate, would you like me to have a word

That where you work m8
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[bripl]

now no need for name calling children the holiday is nearly over tgm you should know better then to be cheeky i think dia was just highlighting your lack of knowledge about gas and the tasks associated with it.sorry to be patronizing but your attitude leaves a lot to be desired now go and play with your 12 inch or should that be 300mm manometer or has your wife emptied that as well

 

[traineegasman]

MMMMM.. testing a ..hang on.. just gotta think about this one... interesting question & very astute may i add!...................Got it! .....don`t know what the f**k you`re talking about, still making buckets of lovely cash, & we`re going to Switzerland next Friday, ski-ing for a week! Ignorance is BLISS xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[doitall]

Doitall, this dangerous amateur has just qualified with exactly the same status as you!

Perhaps not then, maybe 7years time we will let you play with the big boys.

Have a nice holiday

 

[traineegasman]

Bripl, just because you have been slapped down big time , don`t crawl, it`s embarrassing, if you read my first post it was aimed at people who are trying to get into this fine industry. My message has just been hi-jacked by people who are bitter, twisted & quite frankly, sad. This message was intended for people who would like a change in their lives, it was not intended to hurt, defame, or call into question any of your abilities! We all know that you are all fu**ING brilliant! so calm down, no-one is trying to usurp you, & take time out to care for us trainees

 

[corgiman]

As an employer I would have very little interest in giving someone with this time of qualificaton the time of day!!

ACS does NOT teach you how to work on a boiler,cooker etc.. but the saftey issues only.

If I had a choice between two blokes one of which has all his papers but only a short time in and the other without any papers but ten years in HE gets the job as I would not trust any of these new so called "plumbers" with my used undies let alone my clients

 

[croydoncorgi]

Come on - if we can't have a bit of 'Ush, with the toys all staying IN the prams, it'll be ASBOs all round!

 

[wilhelm]

truncheons out?

 

[doitall]

 

[bripl]

 

[traineegasman]

Corgiman, would i be getting the thumbs up or down from you? a lot of my friends have gone on to careers within gas & are very capable dudes