Going blind?

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Zampa said:
TexMex said:
I remember in my pubescent youth, being caught by my mother, in a rather embarassing act. She said, "If you keep doing that you'll go blind". Maybe she was onto somthing :confused:
I always keep one eye open.....you never know!
I heard of a guy that was laid on his bed pleasuring himself 'as ya do' but he was listening to music through is headphones.
When it was over he realised that his mother had brought him in some morning coffee and biscuits :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Another person I know of fell asleep d*ick in hand 'as ya do' after finishing the task while watching a porno video. His brother grassed him up to his grandmother who promptly evicted him :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Mastering the art of keeping one eye open has its benefits but it's bloody hard to do sometimes when you are having a good time 'as ya do' :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
Mastering the art of keeping one eye open has its benefits but it's b****y hard to do sometimes when you are having a good time 'as ya do'
A matchstick cums in handy.....scuse the pun! ;)
 
slugbabydotcom said:
I heard of a guy that was laid on his bed pleasuring himself 'as ya do' but he was listening to music through is headphones.
When it was over he realised that his mother had brought him in some morning coffee and biscuits
There's a very similar scene towards the end of the film "Human Traffic" - anyone seen it?
 
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Same happened to me! Mother came in, left drink, crept out....never discussed it with her to this day...

Not as bad as my mate. He was pl*ying with himself, got near, realised there was nothing to catch it, so he ran across the landing into the bathroom, to find his Mum on the loo!!

He couldn't come to terms with the fact he j*cked off in front of his Mum...
 
A mate of mine got caught with the pages of her Freemans catalogue open on lingerie section 'relaxing in a gentlemanly manner' by his mum... :oops:
 
JOKING ASIDE ABOVE ...


What the guy has is FULL BLOWN DIABETES

he needs a GP appointment asap

His blurring will soon go blindness , sex probs are nothing compaired to you alive /or dead ...

if not not treated he will not be able to move his feet an hands an they will be dead , CHOP THEM OFF , TRUE !!!


This aint a threat /joke whatever , I have seen loads of ex labourers in wheel chairs ,who thought ..B******S ,an now are sad pathetic slow pitiful blokes ,its so avoidable , get dia -drugs an your ok with restraints

hope this helps ... :)
 
i've had diabetes for 33yrs with no side affects yet,good pulse in legs,20-20 vision.i'm probably living on borrowed time,but as i'm not a brittle diabetic i just take every day as it comes.its a condition not an illness and not many people know apart from close family.viagra mmmmmmmmmmm
 
Richardp said:
I'm on Atenolol to slow my heart down so does that mean I shouldnt use viagra?

What about "Bisoprolol" Tablets?
 
Im sober at the mo lol..... an I take great OFFENSE ....too this so called SRN JulieL ,who is advocating net medical reviews
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"Many men suffer with impotence at some time in their lives - but the causes are purely psychological - give them a placebo tablets and tell them it's viagra............and there off again !!

But I also know that some medication and medical conditions can cause impotence............realistically though, I'm sure that it does get prescribed when its not really needed.
The figure quoted above is also not a true reflection of how much viagra is being taken - as I said earlier many people are buying it from venues that sell sex, from the internet and the usual 'drug dealers' "

an other posts which have been saved for the High Court Criminal Proceedings
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MAKING LIGHT ABOUT USING DRUGS TO SICK GUYS ONLINE
a true medical Professional would never make light on peoples conditions an advice they attend their GP ....an say nothing ...or stick to the GMC line ...
I hope you realise some guys may take your posts as FACT AND DIE due to your pathetic posts ,

I will inform the authorities to your online diagnoses ,as you SHOULD KNOW EVERY PERSON IS DIFFERENT ,AN SAYING IM A NURSE TRY IT OUT, IS CRIMINAL

your not a daughter of Shipman are you ?
 
So why exactly do we have all this legislation about only doctors being allowed to give out medicines? Talk about part P being a closed shop...

World would be a much better place if they gave out heroine to anyone who wanted it and started rationing antibiotics to only those who really needed them.
 
charley-farley or should that be yelraf-yelrach, as the writer is clearly backward, wrote.
MAKING LIGHT ABOUT USING DRUGS TO SICK GUYS ONLINE
a true medical Professional would never make light on peoples conditions an advice they attend their GP ....an say nothing ...or stick to the GMC line ...
I hope you realise some guys may take your posts as FACT AND DIE due to your pathetic posts ,

I will inform the authorities to your online diagnoses ,as you SHOULD KNOW EVERY PERSON IS DIFFERENT ,AN SAYING IM A NURSE TRY IT OUT, IS CRIMINAL
When JulieL actually said this.

I've attached a link re this medication -

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/healthfitness/health_advice/netdoctor/archive/100003948.html

But you must discuss this with your doctor if you are considering using Viagra - or any other kind of drug/medication.

I would not normally waste my effort rising to your bait as you clearly suffer from mental health problems as well as illiteracy. Fortunately most people can see through you. When are you finally going to crawl back down the gutter from whence you came and let us all get back to sensible and non offensive chat? your constant drivel is becoming extremely boring and tiresome.
 
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