Good Buy or Goodbye……

[denso13]

Hang in there chap, Dork has your back covered.

I hope not. He's a raving lunatic drug addict.

 

[JohnD]

I hope not. He's a raving lunatic drug addict.

He says he is. But you can't believe a word he says.

 

[gas112]

Can anyone explain what Andrews was actually for, and did it work?

The answer is in your name

 

[bolo 2]

Basically, we are developing a perpendicular, tubular mask type apparatus, that forces mouth breathers to close their jaws & breathe like normal people, so's that the oxygen cannot bypass feeding the brain & exit straight through the rectum in the form of a forum posting.

That’s a bit OTT!! If you have a condition that makes feel that there is a need to develop this contraption, why not visit your GP like any normal person? Failing that, there is always Andrew’s Liver Salts! If you can get them that is.

 

[bolo 2]

Got a tub yesterday for £3.95 and you know what? Had a spoonful this morning in a glass of water and it’s still as refreshing as ever! And that’s the only reason I wanted it.

 

[JohnD]

And that’s the only reason I wanted it.

"Andrews Liver Salts is a laxative and antacid for mild stomach complaints. It is sold as a powder which is added to water and mixed, creating effervescence, before being swallowed. The powder contains sugar; an antacid, sodium bicarbonate (22.6% w/w); citric acid (to provide effervescence) (19.5% w/w); and a laxative, magnesium sulphate (17.4% w/w). The product is similar to Eno's salts and Kruschen salts, and a mild form of Epsom salts. The term "liver salts" or "health salts" is typically used for a laxative."

Andrews Liver Salts - Wikipedia

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