Don't put down to malice that which can be put down to stupidity!
I wonder what you had in mind when you started this thread.
Groucho Marx said when asked if he believed in life after death: "I have trouble believing in life before death, the way we're going today."
Very true!One of them, Always judge a man by the way he treats someone who is of no use to him
It is said that in one rehearsal Sir Thomas Beecham was unsatisfied with the performance of a female cello soloist, and so said to her
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!" .
STB is also accredited with,"You should try everything once except, perhaps, incest and morris dancing."That's an excellent one which I shall definitely remember.