Great quotes

[gant]

There is no sadder thing than a young pessimist than an old optimist.
Mark Twain.

 

[wobs]

The definition of a gentleman is someone who can play the accordian, but doesn't.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

A man is not a man until the age of 18, or as had the op.

 

[charliegolf]

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. Possibly Einstein.

 

[Odds]

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
Oscar W.

 

[ic1927]

There are three sides to every story, your version, their version, the truth.

 

[gant]

If voting changed anything they'd ban it.

 

[Ihavenojob]

"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical."
Arthur C Clarke
Google his quotes, there's loads and they're fantastic.
Another, possibly one of the best ever.
“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”