Guys am ****ed off big time please cheer me up

[EFCLee1]

Hi Peeps


not gonna go into my private life on a DIY forum with strangers so just hear this

the **** has well and truly hit the fan!!!!

someone please tell me a joke or something to cheer me up or a funny youtube video


thanks

 

[Susiejb]

Six of the seven dwarfs wern't Happy........


Sorry is rubbish......
I did try.

 

[EngStudent]

Is thinking of buying a camper van. My last one wasn't gay enough.


What is the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One is a marsupial, native to Australia, and the other is a geordie stuck in a lift!


My friend died by sitting on a massive thorn shortly after declaring himself to be king of the dyslexics.

 

[Alarm]

All scousers tell the truth

 

[EFCLee1]

Is thinking of buying a camper van. My last one wasn't gay enough.

 

[EngStudent]

Slightly nerdy one?

A mate of mine asked me if I knew any jokes about Sodium. I was like Na

 

[Alarm]

That was NH4NO3

 

[LastMagicBean]

not gonna go into my private life on a DIY forum with strangers so just hear this
the s**t has well and truly hit the fan!!!!

Don't tell me............ The dietician has discovered another cheese panini hidden in your top pocket.

 

[wotan]

poor old bill dead and gone, his face we will see no more...for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

 

[regsmyth]

Well you should give us a clue what's up?

 

[Mickymoody]

Well you should give us a clue what's up?

The $hit that has hit the fan is up...All up the walls, the roof, everywhere!

Can't you respect the guys wishes, and understand his need for privacy? If something in your life, caused you to post, what the op said, imagine in your mind what that might be, to make you post that?

The oldest joke, is what do you call a cat on a bus....A pussenger. It's so bad, it's funny.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Well you should give us a clue what's up?

Exactly, why should the OP be the only one to get cheered up?

 

[EFCLee1]

Well you should give us a clue what's up?

Exactly, why should the OP be the only one to get cheered up?

lets just say if i was married and had loads of money then a pre-nup would come in handy right now

but am not married am not loaded and I dont have a pre-nup

but you can now take a good guess

 

[alumni]

Ah, the root of all evil.

 

[Space cat]

Just focus on the carrot at the end of the tunnel.