A family brings their elderly father to a nursing home. The nurses sit him in a chair at a window.
After a while, he slowly starts to lean over sideways in his chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten him up. Then, he starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put him upright.
This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and asks him, "Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," the old geezer replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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