Here’s where Keith and Rachel should be concentrating their efforts.

[aveatry]

please name these 10 Turkish barbers, 10 convenience stores along with the evidence of them being dodgy

They are all pretty much called Kurd Cut and Euro Store.
10 of each in 1/4 mile tells you all you need to know if the are dodgy or not. There is never anyone in the barbers and they just hang about outside drinking coffee or cutting their own beards. The barbers are all done out the same. The euro stores - the fact that I frequently see fags being sold from somewhere under the counter in a shifty way - this is when they think I am not looking because I am browsing the peanut puffs and polish larger. They also sell fags by the single, not sure it that's against the law though.
You would never understand what go's on living in your little white village.

 

[Mottie]

please name these 10 Turkish barbers, 10 convenience stores along with the evidence of them being dodgy

What, like you named your local supermarkets that "didn't have any tomatoes" in the great tomato famine of 2021? Oh, my bad, you wouldn’t name them, would you? Why? Because I could have checked and caught you out.

 

[Mottie]

Slackers. Shirkers. Lazy bastards. It’s too easy for them nowdays. Mental health is the new bad back these days.

Inquiry to review rising levels of youth inactivity

Former Labour Health Secretary Alan Milburn will lead the investigation, with conclusions set to be published next summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Even the youngsters are wising up to it. "According to the Department of Work and Pensions, the number of young people claiming UC Health and Employment Support Allowance has risen by more than 50% over the past five years. Some 80% of young people on the UC Health element currently cite mental health reasons or a neurodevelopmental condition".

When Mrs Mottie worked in a GP surgery, she said you would not believe the number of young adults that are on anti-depressants. Her theory was that it was a result of social media making them think they were missing out in life.