How can I mangle thee? Let me count the ways

[morqthana]

Am I being excessively cynical or paranoid, or is this maybe not the safest garden tool on the market?

https://couameder.com/products/16070242222023135797413575

 

[Deluks]

Am I being excessively cynical or paranoid, or is this maybe not the safest garden tool on the market?

https://couameder.com/products/16070242222023135797413575

"Buy 1 get 7 free"?!?

Is that spare toes?

 

[Nozzle]

Not to worry, the bloke using it is wearing safety sandals.

Nozzle

 

[Scally-Ho]

Lawn mower my arse! That's a lethal brushwood cutter if ever I saw one, and it'll make a good present for Starmer

 

[morqthana]

I love the way the ad on YouTube says how easy it is for senior citizens to use even one handed. Presumably because one hand is all they have left...

 

[morqthana]

"Buy 1 get 7 free"?!?

Is that spare toes?

Lives

 

[morqthana]

Lawn mower my arse! That's a lethal brushwood cutter if ever I saw one, and it'll make a good present for Starmer

I know that he's a frightened and little man who should never have been PM, but I wouldn't wish random amputations on him.

 

[Alec_t]

That 'mower' run time on one battery charge won't be long if, as seems from the ad, it's powered by an AA cell !!

 

[^woody^]

Pussies. I use mine while holding a can of Stella and yapping hands free on the phone.

 

[morqthana]

That 'mower' run time on one battery charge won't be long if, as seems from the ad, it's powered by an AA cell !!

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But the ad says you can clear 10 acres in a morning.

 

[JD2012]

Pussies. I use mine while holding a can of Stella and yapping hands free on the phone.

 

[JD2012]

Being serious for a moment a few years back the woman next door son was going to cut the lawn in just bare feet and sandals!

I saw him from my window and went out and told him never to do that!

Always wear sensible shoes for cutting lawns folks. Leather ones or boots.

 

[Old Salt]

Being serious for a moment a few years back the woman next door son was going to cut the lawn in just bare feet and sandals!

I saw him from my window and went out and told him never to do that!

Always wear sensible shoes for cutting lawns folks. Leather ones or boots.

I generally use a lawn mower for cutting my lawn.

 

[JD2012]

I generally use a lawn mower for cutting my lawn.

You are a Wise Man! LOL