You don't have to call me God. 



Plus, being in Essex would not be conducive to good skies

I almost get the feeling you're asking us for a reason not to take it, yet a lot of your comments indicate that it's just what you like, but what do the rest of the family think. Shouldn't this be a joint decision between all of you.

I'm not sure such a thing exists, Dave: there are always compromises, even with ample budgets.Good luck with your prospective purchase. Few of us can find or afford a home that's perfect in every way.