How long can you survive?

[notb665]

Actually I had to make a gas chamber for a hamster once. That wasn't nice either.

 

[Deluks]

19.something on my fifth go, then I got bored.

 

[tim west]

A friend of mine had a hamster once, and its bum kind of "fell off". It was quite distressing, more so for the hamster I imagine.

I'm just imagining a repeat of the parrot sketch but replaced by a hamster

"I wish to complain about this Hamster what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Brown...."

 

[kvasir]

44.608...after a couple of attempts at, er, less than one second!!

 

[Shutpa]

its bum kind of "fell off".

Had a cat which lost its tail (to a dog), a dog that lost an ear (to another dog), but never, ever had a pet with a detachable bum. Never heard of superglue?

 

[Softus]

36.913

Kill me now.