How not to aks for a 'job' as mate or apprentice

[alpcon]

Try this one

Ive had someones mum ring me at 06:30 in the morning asking if I can give her son a job Hes very reliable and able to communicate well and work as a member of a team

Would he still be in bed when we start work I wonder

 

[WoodYouLike]

Try this one

Ive had someones mum ring me at 06:30 in the morning asking if I can give her son a job Hes very reliable and able to communicate well and work as a member of a team

Would he still be in bed when we start work I wonder

Must have been making his mum a cup of tea

 

[corgiman]

We regularly get wives/mums ringing up on behalf of their sons/husbands.

Makes you wonder about em really, Mind you I did get the luvverly Mrs CM to ring My current boss on the off chance as I was spending a week in the back of beyond wif no phone signal

 

[gas4you]

How about this then. Just had my step kids shout 'Dave theres someone hanging about outside and looking in your office window'

I went down with a set of 24" stilsons to confront them. When I opened the door there was a minute 16 year old who said 'do you need an apprentice?' Not what I expected at 10:45 on a Monday night

Think I scared him off working for me when he saw me brandishing the stilsons

 

[corgiman]

How about this then. Just had my step kids shout 'Dave theres someone hanging about outside and looking in your office window'

I went down with a set of 24" stilsons to confront them. When I opened the door there was a minute 16 year old who said 'do you need an apprentice?' Not what I expected at 10:45 on a Monday night

Think I scared him off working for me when he saw me brandishing the stilsons

bet that you were also only dressed in your skiddies as well mate

thats enough to scare anyone

 

[gas4you]

Nah, still dressed and drinking bacardi

 

[corgiman]

Nah, still dressed and drinking bacardi

wow you are a james bond type on the sly gas