How to eat pineapples

[Ihavenojob]

The Hawaiians might have many years ago.

 

[EddieM]

Never,never on a pizza, or with gammon.

Have to agree there, anyone ordering Hawaiian pizza should be shot.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Straight out of the tin with evaporated milk.

 

[Brigadier]

No, this is the correct sequence for dealing with a pineapple, which for reasons unknown may be in the kitchen.

Pick up by the top.
walk over to bin
Press bin pedal
deposit pineapple in bin
Release bin pedal.

Jobs a good 'un.

Straight out of the tin with evaporated milk.

Or, straight out of (Eddie's) bin!