I’d be up for this:

[Mottie]

Britain must train citizen army, military chief warns

General Sir Patrick Sanders points to threat of Russia as he warns of UK's lack of readiness for war.

www.bbc.co.uk

I don't even need a weapon - have my own scaffold pole! It'd be like Dads Army!
Ellal could do his bit too by giving any enemy invaders a dirty look and a damn good talking to.

 

[transam]

Blimey I would be up for it

I would want to be a sniper with one of them state of the art high powered sniper rifles that have a 2 mile range

 

[mattylad]

Don't panic mr Mottie!!

 

[Stivino]

Rubbish, we're doomed!

 

[gas112]

We already have our own internet warriors so Stick denso,notch,noseall and Carmen on the front line they will repel any invaders . They will bore them to death on the beaches with their bullshyte ideas

 

[gant]

We already have our own internet warriors so Stick denso,notch,noseall and Carmen on the front line they will repel any invaders . They will bore them to death on the beaches with their bullshyte ideas

The problem with that would be getting them to the front line, their idea of confrontation is to say nasty things about Putin, Trump etc etc on here.

 

[carmanmemoranda]

An awful lot of people seem happy to send young kids to fight their wars for them

 

[gas112]

An awful lot of people seem happy to send young kids to fight their wars for them

Awkward a fek getting about on the front line with a zimmer mind those ones with wheels would help .

 

[Munroast]

An awful lot of people seem happy to send young kids to fight their wars for them

can't imagine any of our young kids being any use, they're mostly fat or mental health or other such excuse taught to them by left wing teachers

be a lot of white van man turn up, i'd go in mine, take the chain saw with me

 

[THFC]

We already have our own internet warriors so Stick denso,notch,noseall and Carmen on the front line they will repel any invaders . They will bore them to death on the beaches with their bullshyte ideas

Himmy can bore for England so he'd be the number one candidate

 

[Brigadier]

I don't even need a weapon - have my own scaffold pole! It'd be like Dads Army!

 

[diy_fun_uk]

What a sad state of affairs. Regardless of the motives behind this advice from the military chief, how the heck have we got to this.

Cluster **** right enough.

 

[SirGalahad]

Britain must train citizen army, military chief warns

General Sir Patrick Sanders points to threat of Russia as he warns of UK's lack of readiness for war.

www.bbc.co.uk

I don't even need a weapon - have my own scaffold pole! It'd be like Dads Army!
Ellal could do his bit too by giving any enemy invaders a dirty look and a damn good talking to.

So there are dogs then there are dumb dogs then there is Mottie.

Why don't they train more soldiers and invest more in the army. Oops Tory failure means cuts everywhere because they can't grow the economy.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

So there are dogs then there are dumb dogs then there is Mottie.

Why don't they train more soldiers and invest more in the army. Oops Tory failure means cuts everywhere because they can't grow the economy.

To think there are some who'd like to see even less defence spending, do away with our nuclear deterrent etc. Mainly folk who live in some cuddly wuddly cloud cuckoo land. Would leave us as a complete sitting duck if things did ever escalate.

 

[SirGalahad]

We need a well funded army. Not citizen soldiers you pillocks.