Jeremy Kyle

[Soggy_weetabix]

I guess your bitter blasphmous. Sorry I offended your fellow northern monkeys.
Dave

Bitter? It was a joke, like your statement Soggy... unless you meant it.

Nah, it was meant in jest. Most of what I say is! Half of my family are northeners and even worse...Scottish. hehe

 

[noseall]

i'm gonna start a 'Trisha style' show for toffs and well-to-do types only.

only those with double barreled surnames, live in a country pile and have inherited wealth of above £10m need apply.

men can sort their differences with pistols, swords or queensbury rules. this can be initiated with a curt slap about the face using a leather glove.

ladies must sit quietly with a straight back and may settle their differences with a horse race.