Trisha...... Jeremy Kyle OMG

[Bahco]

This daytime tv lark is really a joke and I can't believe the people featured are real life human beings.

A woman that has slept with 2 brothers and doesn't know who the father is, a man who wants to marry a girl who is a prostitute and has head butted him in the past!!!!!!!!

I better get that job I am going for.

 

[Blasphemous]

I've missed stuff with not viewing the posts for a while. What job ye ganin for like marra? Is it to do with that Energy Assessor stuff you did?

EDIT: Scratch that, I just read your 'Help with Interviews' post.

Sorry to hear that the Energy Assessor stuff didn't work out for ya mate. Good luck with the CAB interview though. You'd probably enjoy that and be good at it. Dunno what the pay is like. Wouldn't have thought they pay much though?

I'm still stuck at home until I see the Specialist in April! Effing sick! Closed the business last year too due to everything with my health and the CC. My wife works so we're lucky in that respect. I don't get any benefits, not that I've applied like! Couldn't be hassled with it!

Anyway, best of luck bud, you deserve it.

 

[Bahco]

Hi brother and thanks for your kind words. I've noticed you have not been around posting.

Hope you are ok and I'm sure the snowball will turn in your favour soon.

 

[yme]

You think you're at rock bottom then you see the people on Trisha and Jeremy Kyle and you realise that things aren't quite so bad.

 

[kevplumb]

ow yow nivver wach telly gerr owt an git that garden sorted chap

 

[Blasphemous]

You think you're at rock bottom then you see the people on Trisha and Jeremy Kyle and you realise that things aren't quite so bad.

More like 'I'm' not that sad! They're a bunch of wannabe's. It's like a social status medal if you've been on JK or Trisha to that lot!

 

[kevplumb]

chav telly

 

[Blasphemous]

chav telly

Gotta be a post there Kev?.... Today on Chav TV....

9.00am - Trisha
10.00am - Jeremy Kyle
12.00pm - Anything from Australian TV!
2.00pm - Sell your junk but lets pretend its an Antique!
4.00pm - More Australian TV
6.00pm - Go out and nick some stuff. The Tele Meter just ran out!
8.00pm - Intellectual insight from Jeremy Clarkson!
10.00pm - Stick MTV or some other Music Channel on and whack up the volume. Get tooled up for another night of neighbourhood harassment!

 

[kevplumb]

i'm sure you have nebbed my profile so you know where i stand which ever side of the pond i am bonny lad

 

[yme]

Blasphemous, well that's tomorrow sorted for you, what are you doing Wednesday?

 

[kevplumb]

we are selling the tyne bridge to a yank

 

[conny]

Too late!

We sold it to a German yesterday along with one of the Mersey tunnels.

 

[yme]

We sold it to a German yesterday along with one of the Mersey tunnels.

Which tunnel? So I remember to drive on the right.

 

[Blasphemous]

i'm sure you have nebbed my profile so you know where i stand which ever side of the pond i am bonny lad

Nah, we just think alike bud.... talking of bud, I think I'll ha mesel one!

 

[Blasphemous]

Blasphemous, well that's tomorrow sorted for you, what are you doing Wednesday?

Wednesday Is reserved for David Dickenson of course!

Which reminds me, I need carrots!