I thought it was an American. Brits don't order Americans to do anything.
More to the point, I think the most Dave has ever ordered was a pint in his local, and even then he probably had an underling to do it for him.
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More to the point, I think the most Dave has ever ordered was a pint in his local, and even then he probably had an underling to do it for him.
by what Jesus said,and scriptures.
You mean that Jesus has had his balls removed and Mary has had a hysterectomy?
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Hmmm... We get one of them and they get 100 of us in Paris
Wait a minute. You think he's gone to Heaven???
At least he was true to his beliefs
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Not sure about the Islam bit. More about his beliefs that he was right to be a ****
You mean by what some obscure historical figures wrote down, almost none of which can be corroborated by contemporaneous sources? And you are gullible enough to believe that?
I have lots of books, I think I will choose one as the basis for a religion.
May I suggest the Thomas the Tank series. Then we'd have a fat controller and we could all hope to become really useful. It has the added advantage that the stories were devised and written by a professional religious person.
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Good post. The bible is in reality about as real as any other fairy story.
If only that Jesus chappie hadn't been around and had a posthumous biography written about him a long time after his death, or life, or ascension, or whatever... then we'd all be happy little moslems throwing gay boys off tower blocks and stoning them afterwards for good measure, plus women's fashion wouldn't be a problem as this season's colour would be black, like all the other seasons. Plus all crooks would be publicly beaten and have the offending limbs lopped off.
Honestly, who the hell did that Jesus think he was, chanting all that rubbish about treating others as you'd treat yourself, loving each other and generally trying to get on with each other? What a kn0b!!!
Praise be to big Mo and his many (underage) wives. Allah Akbar indeed!
Honestly, who the hell did that Jesus think he was, chanting all that rubbish about treating others as you'd treat yourself, loving each other and generally trying to get on with each other? What a kn0b!!!
Praise be to big Mo and his many (underage) wives. Allah Akbar indeed!
i hardly knew anything about religion,or the bible,only that Jesus died for us,at the cross , becuase i believed ,and asked,and prayed,and found it to be true. God forgave me,not becuase i was good or bad, but becuase i believed,and acknowledge i was a sinner. God was able to accept me before him,becuase Jesus took away my sin. i am saved by grace,undeserved. its Gods gift to the world. redemption,salvation from sin,and reconciliation back to God. only Jesus can cleanse us from sin and break the power of sin and the curse of sin.
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Well let's hope he helped some of those poor b*ggers last night when they were having their brains blown out.
