a little guy eas sitting in a bar,when a thug comes up and smacks him in the face and says thats KUNG-FU from JAPAN,a bit later the thug smacks him again and says thats KARATE from KOREA,the little guy gets up and leaves the bar.a short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him clean out and says to the barman when that t***er wakes up tell him that was a bloody SHOVEL from B&Q.
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Was sitting in a restaurant the other night when wallop right on the back of the head i got hit with a prawn cocktail so i turned around and this big guy was staring straight at me and said "Thats just for starters"
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namsag
Had a w##k over an ex girlfriend last night.
Yeah i know its wrong, but i still have a key and she is a heavy sleeper.
Yeah i know its wrong, but i still have a key and she is a heavy sleeper.
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a guy walks in to a bar and he has a realy small head
the landlord asks him why he has a small head
so the guy tells him
he says when i was at sea i fell overboard and a mermaid saved me she told me it was custom to give me 1 wish so i said ok how about some sex she told me no as she has a fishes tail and no private parts so the guy said ok then how about a little head
the landlord asks him why he has a small head
so the guy tells him
he says when i was at sea i fell overboard and a mermaid saved me she told me it was custom to give me 1 wish so i said ok how about some sex she told me no as she has a fishes tail and no private parts so the guy said ok then how about a little head
