Mortgage

Not realising you have paid off your mortgage for a year and a half ago, is not fraud, it is a mistake. I mean: who really cares about paying the mortgage? I never realised I finished paying.

Absolute cobblers!

Paying off your mortgage and becoming outright owner of your own home is a milestone. Just about everyone you talk to is aware of their mortgage and when it will be paid off. Reminders are everywhere, so much so that it would be impossible to not be aware of your mortgage.
 
Not realising you have paid off your mortgage for a year and a half ago, is not fraud, it is a mistake. I mean: who really cares about paying the mortgage? I never realised I finished paying.

Absolute cobblers!

Paying off your mortgage and becoming outright owner of your own home is a milestone. Just about everyone you talk to is aware of their mortgage and when it will be paid off. Reminders are everywhere, so much so that it would be impossible to not be aware of your mortgage.

Ah, but that is only true for commoners.

The honourable gentleman was working so hard for his constituents that he had no time for such mundane things as socialising, or idle talk about how much longer it would take to pay off the house.

Besides, he spent so much time in his second home, (working of course, not bonking his girlfriend on the taxpayer funded rug in front of the tax payer funded home cinema playing a taxpayer funded pornflic) that he never saw any of the bills or statements.

So really, it is actually his accountant's fault. And the bank's fault; have they not proven to be incompetent and unreliable?


You know he's done it.
I know he's done it.
HE knows, we know.
And he is laughing his ass off.
 
Leave the MPs alone. If you have 6 houses, it would be quite easy to overlook the fact that the mortgage on one of them has been repaid.

Don't forget that some of these poor people have to hold down several non-executive directorships of multinational companies as well as their parliamentary duties!
 
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