Never Ending Story

[tim west]

know how they feel

underneath the stairs where they also found the hidden...

 

[conny]

treasures of the lost kingdom of Ashby-de-la-Zouch which had sunk without trace in....

 

[wotan]

the long lost ivanhoe baths, the treasures were wrapped in oilskin, covered in wax, to protect them from the water, when retrieved and opened up.....

 

[kidgreen61]

they were found to contain cuttings from The Scum newspaper, relating to ...

 

[RedHerring]

the Roswell UFO incident in the US when apparently UFO's and aliens were spotted.....

 

[tim west]

these days of course everyone knows they are striped and hail from..

 

[RedHerring]

The Potteries. They've cleverly hidden their UFOs because they now resemble......

 

[conny]

the cooling towers at Fiddlers Ferry Power station, which incidentally is rumoured to be......

 

[tim west]

a total fabrication of connys mind which says a great deal about...

 

[conny]

the mentality of Mr Tim, however, getting back to the story....

 

[RedHerring]

Then, one crisp, wintry morning, as the snow twinkled in the dim sunlight.....

 

[wotan]

and the reindeer herd, foraged for food under the crisp blanket of snow, in the distance came the figure of.....

 

[RedHerring]

the figure of,...someone, I couldn't quite make out the shimmering, hazy figure, but as the distance between us gradually reduced, I realised....

 

[wotan]

he looked vaguely familiar could it possibly be...

 

[WDIK]

an illusion created by the poisonous magic mushrooms fed to the reindeer because they are imune to it...