Never Ending Story

[RedHerring]

...no, it couldn't, surely. I could scarcely believe my eyes. I was dumbfounded. How was this possible ? The last time....

 

[WDIK]

it became clear, consumption of the reindeer urine, that contains the filtered remnants of the pschotropic drugs from the magic mushrooms, were producing halucigenic images...

 

[RedHerring]

and playing havoc with my keyboard. I kept getting my mucking fords wixed up. I tried to say 'halucinogenic' and it came out 'halucigenic'. Then I tried 'psychotropic' and it messed up the 'y'.
I think, next time, I'll stick to the......

 

[tim west]

licking stamps and dancing in the street...

 

[oompah]

with no name wandering and wondering where I left my house....

 

[conny]

keys, except I didn't have a house so why did I have keys and what did they unlock? I shall have to find a cure for this Alzheimers before I forget where I have to go to....

 

[WDIK]

but its true reindeers can fly...

 

[tim west]

only if taking off from a conveyor, so i'm told

 

[conny]

"But who told me this?" I heard Tim ask himself. "Everyone knows the conveyor hasn't been invented yet. That is what I must do next, invent the conveyor so that people will be able to....."

 

[wotan]

run while standing still hey what a great idea I will make a fortune selling that to the fitness clubs.....

 

[conny]

"if only I could get off this endless belt thingy and actually stand on the floor again, maybe....."

 

[wotan]

if I turned round and went with it, I might just be able to get to tera firma....

 

[conny]

Ouch! I should have tried to keep pace when I....

 

[wotan]

landed, instead I went aris over elbow and ended up in a heap.....

 

[conny]

on top of the dirty washing which the wife had failed to...