Never Ending Story

[conny]

but one rebelled and decided to tempt the public with her frozen....

 

[tim west]

assets which when exposed resembled..

 

[wotan]

two white solid blancmanges, with no hint of a wobble..

 

[kidgreen61]

this inspired Ashford & Simpson to pen the song 'Solid As A Rock', which as we all know....

 

[wotan]

was some guy, singing about the effects of viagra.....

 

[FLIPPINeck]

then he woke up and realised he was in a field full of sheep...............

 

[conny]

and he'd forgotten his wellies so...

 

[wotan]

tri-podding it over the field like jake the peg, he ran the the farmhouse...but when he pushed open the door he saw.....

 

[conny]

his wife in a dishevelled state whilst his neighbour was frantically trying to get the farmers wellies off before...

 

[wotan]

his cows came home, as they needed servicing too, but he was having a struggle as the borrowed wellies were two sizes too small......

 

[tim west]

there seems to be a leaning towards animals recently

for his ginormous feet which were the biggest ones..

 

[conny]

his neighbour had ever seen since he came across....

(leaning towrds animals? There's only been a sheep and cow mentioned. )

 

[tim west]

dont forget the goats!

bigfoot in the himalayas whilst conducting research into...

 

[conny]

goats, sheep and cows as domestic pets but decided....

 

[tim west]

he'd be better of teaching..