Never Ending Story

[wotan]

take to the local laundromat, as she was distracted by a rapidly approaching, screaming figure, cartwheeling through the air...

 

[tim west]

which promptly fell onto her dishevelling her new hairdo which made her have to visit her local....

 

[RedHerring]

wigmaker. "I've just paid good money for this hairdo", she thought to herself, "and now look at it. It looks like......

 

[tim west]

a bobby charlton special, i'll have to...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

he's brother Jackie, to see if he had any secret hair products, which helped to...

 

[conny]

hide the join in his just like.......

 

[wotan]

.... Terry Wogans magnificent head rug, except this one was different because......

 

[kidgreen61]

it was made from the finest locks that had been cut from 20 yr old virgins, who had only....

 

[wotan]

ever caught a fleeting glimpse of a unicorn, never mind ridden one...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

in an adult movie, which was to be broadcast on...

 

[tim west]

the religious channels that the nuns watched after they had...

 

[wotan]

finished watching Emmerdale Corrie and Eastenders...........

 

[WDIK]

and then passsed away due to brain atrophy

 

[wotan]

only to be reincarnated, as the Nolan sisters.....

 

[FLIPPINeck]

who after conquering the world and X factor decided to join a convent..............