Never Ending Story

[tim west]

angelina had got in first and bought up the entire stock, Madonna on hearing this....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

decided to make an attempt, to adopt the wee Krankie lad, but....

 

[oompah]

on closer inspection the wee lad turned out to be a character from .....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

who's that girl? Which led to suspicions that...

 

[conny]

she wasn't a girl but a......

 

[wotan]

mermaid...I always thought there was something fishy about her..

 

[tim west]

but she had a good tale to tell..

 

[conny]

trouble was she could never fin-ish it without........

 

[wotan]

scaling new depths and mentioning fishnet stockings...

 

[conny]

Unfortunately when she had had too much to drink she would clam up and although most were having a whale of a time it often...........

 

[wotan]

resulted in many of us being unable to keep a breast of the situation.....

 

[conny]

so we would crawl along and...

 

[wotan]

hope we could steal her mermaids purse, which contained pearls of wisdom, and many other useful things including.....

 

[tim west]

100 ways to polish a tail and...

 

[wotan]

tantalize the tourists......also....