New Years resolutions. What's yours?

[Mottie]

The usual for me - eat less, move more, lose weight.

Oh, and wipe my ignored members list clean and start afresh although I suspect four of 'em are the same person!

 

[conny]

None for me as usual.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Not to make any new year's resolutions.

 

[Deleted member 292770]

Not to contribute to new years resolutions threads.

 

[HERTS P&D]

More sex!

Andy

 

[ic1927]

Last year as a New Year's resolution I decided not to smoke more than ten cigarettes a day.
I thought I was doing really well until after a couple of weeks my wife pointed out that previously I had never smoked at all!

 

[Mottie]

For the past year I've been going to the toilet at precisely 7.30 am. My New Years resolution is to get out of bed before that happens.

 

[Notch7]

More sex!

Andy

Andys wife’s New Years resolution: less sex

 

[Ihavenojob]

Not to believe all I am told, and to spend the vast fortune my Nigerian uncle left me, once the payment I made for quicker access to it clears.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Andys wife’s New Years resolution: less sex

Who mentioned the wife?

Andy

 

[Mottie]

More sex!

Andy

Hand jobs don't count.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Hand jobs don't count.

Don't worry Mottie, I'm not a grease money w4nker!



Andy

 

[Mottie]

Don't worry Mottie, I'm not a grease money w4nker!



Andy

What's grease money? Is that what I get for fixing cars?

 

[HERTS P&D]

What's grease money? Is that what I get for fixing cars?

What does it mean when someone calls you a grease monkey?

mechanic

(slang) A mechanic, esp. ... one who works on automobiles or airplanes. noun. (idiomatic, slang) A mechanic, often with the specific connotation of an automobile mechanic.

Andy

 

[ellal]

What's grease money? Is that what I get for fixing cars?

Nah, that's what you get for doing f*ck all by your own admission!