North V South

[Thermo]

ive been drinking in newcastle, they all look like theyve been tangoed with the orange fake tan. At least the skin cancer...sorry tans are natural down here!

 

[masona]

I see the north v south war has started

 

[kevplumb]

wey aye bonny lad

 

[BoxBasher]

three words: women in bikinis! bring on global warming!

Two words:

Northern Girls.

 

[BoxBasher]

three words: women in bikinis! bring on global warming!

Two words:

Northern Girls.

for you:

Vicky Pollard (yeah but, no but)

 

[Thermo]

smae as down here mate, some good some bad, some with mouths like sewers, some with bodies of goddesses!

 

[slick50]

ive been drinking in newcastle, they all look like theyve been tangoed with the orange fake tan. At least the skin cancer...sorry tans are natural down here!

Were they drinking Newcastle Brown Ale at the time ? I've seen people drink that and they turned a funny colour.......

 

[kevplumb]

divvent ye nar wy its called "DOG" marra

 

[grrinc]

There must be a divide, because every northener I meet cant bleedin' shut up about it. They go on about how friendly, 'funny' and down to earth they are 'oop' north, then after a few drinks they want to stab you. This is from northeners who have settled in the south - the very place the slag off 24/7.

 

[noseall]

i'm sure this was a light hearted post

 

[average joe]

Newcastle isnt in the north, thats the midlands. Caithness (where im from) is the north.

 

[Thermo]

why is the grass a lot greener up north than it is down south?

 

[Nige F]

London...........Gatwick.............scenery