Not everything that comes from Staffordshire is good

I **** myself today, 2 dogs charged me when I knocked on the wrong door at a farm house.

They look like black labs on steroids. When the owner came round I was kicking them away, genuinely scared.

I got away with a torn jumper and couple of red marks on my obese arm:

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He said 'you look a bit shaken'. I said no ****ing ****!!!!
 
apparently the breed of dog responsible for biting most posties is the labrador!
 
doubtless because there are so many of them around.

Most crimes in Britain are committed by white men.

Most people who are attacked by sharks are in shallow water.
 
golden retriever/staffy numbers dont match up to number of attacks.......retriever much more likely to bite postie!!.
 
doubtless because there are so many of them around.

Most crimes in Britain are committed by white men.

Most people who are attacked by sharks are in shallow water.

Mind out for Great White Sharks loitering around shops in Staffordshire then. :cautious:
 
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