For those who find me boring, this sums up as "eff off and think yourselves lucky you deluded oxygen-thieving halfwits."
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I am building up a serious dislike for "professional footballers" (oxymoron ++)
If the bleatings I have heard and read recently about crowd abuse are a faithful reproduction of footballer wisdom, I (please God, just give me half a chance) would advise them as follows.
1. If you earn money off the working class in the name of entertainment - be entertaining. If you aren't the response will be generally poor and probably delivered in honest but "agricultural" terms, ask any other comedian.
2 Earning thousands of pounds a week makes you lucky, not great. Ghandi was great, Luther-King was great, Da-Vinci was great, Charlton, Best, Moore were great, none earned as much money as you. Be grateful for your fortune, it's an accident and you really haven't earned it and in real terms don't deserve it.
3 If you are so hopelessly upset by abuse, set an example, you're the ones getting paid for it - your the pro's, show us how it's done "professionally". Try playing an entire 10 minutes without abusing each other or the referee.
4. Don't cheat.
5. Don't cheat and then try and lie about your blatant cheating, we are NOT idiots.
6. The people you are whinging about are fundamentally in charge of your wages.
7. The majority of people you are whining about work really hard for a living, they live in the real world and know who's shirking and who's grafting, who's lying and who's honest. If you're a regular target for their dislike, they might be onto something, you could consider that possibility at least.
8. Don't talk about your sacrifice and dedication to club and country like you've been totally selfless when really it's only a game and you get paid enormous sums for playing it. There are young men and women right now giving an entirely selfless 100% AND facing the possibility of maiming or death for something that is not their choice, but their duty.
9. Don't eff off to your club's local rivals (borderline enemy) for more money that you don't actually NEED and then expect to get away with it. Your club's fans are devotees beyond that level of mercenary rationale, they can't help that, but nor can they forgive you for not being as passionate and dedicated as them.
10. We love the game, not you.
Abuse? I've got trainees, kids really - barely out of their teens, and they are able to take "abuse" in the manner it's intended; "pull your socks up and sort yourself out - this isn't good enough".
Essential difference? They want to get better - you think you're soooooo special.
T**ts.
Feel free to offer a defence for the accused, if you dare.
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RANT MODE_ON
I am building up a serious dislike for "professional footballers" (oxymoron ++)
If the bleatings I have heard and read recently about crowd abuse are a faithful reproduction of footballer wisdom, I (please God, just give me half a chance) would advise them as follows.
1. If you earn money off the working class in the name of entertainment - be entertaining. If you aren't the response will be generally poor and probably delivered in honest but "agricultural" terms, ask any other comedian.
2 Earning thousands of pounds a week makes you lucky, not great. Ghandi was great, Luther-King was great, Da-Vinci was great, Charlton, Best, Moore were great, none earned as much money as you. Be grateful for your fortune, it's an accident and you really haven't earned it and in real terms don't deserve it.
3 If you are so hopelessly upset by abuse, set an example, you're the ones getting paid for it - your the pro's, show us how it's done "professionally". Try playing an entire 10 minutes without abusing each other or the referee.
4. Don't cheat.
5. Don't cheat and then try and lie about your blatant cheating, we are NOT idiots.
6. The people you are whinging about are fundamentally in charge of your wages.
7. The majority of people you are whining about work really hard for a living, they live in the real world and know who's shirking and who's grafting, who's lying and who's honest. If you're a regular target for their dislike, they might be onto something, you could consider that possibility at least.
8. Don't talk about your sacrifice and dedication to club and country like you've been totally selfless when really it's only a game and you get paid enormous sums for playing it. There are young men and women right now giving an entirely selfless 100% AND facing the possibility of maiming or death for something that is not their choice, but their duty.
9. Don't eff off to your club's local rivals (borderline enemy) for more money that you don't actually NEED and then expect to get away with it. Your club's fans are devotees beyond that level of mercenary rationale, they can't help that, but nor can they forgive you for not being as passionate and dedicated as them.
10. We love the game, not you.
Abuse? I've got trainees, kids really - barely out of their teens, and they are able to take "abuse" in the manner it's intended; "pull your socks up and sort yourself out - this isn't good enough".
Essential difference? They want to get better - you think you're soooooo special.
T**ts.
Feel free to offer a defence for the accused, if you dare.
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