Proffesional tiller (pic) you wont believe it

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Dude, you don't have to be standing next to him to shoot him.
Get yourself a .50 cal and blow his nuts clean off from a mile away.

That is all! :)
 
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Hey guys, I'm at here crying! not cos of my Bipolar but because i've just been reading your replies. Aaaaaaa it's brillint, i jist cint stoop laughing!!!!!!!.
"Bilioustrumpstaine wrote:
He's done to your floor what you have been doing to his sister. "
Man thats not funny, thats Hilairious. youde be crying too if you seen his sister. She's the Hungarian shotput champion!!!!! :rolleyes: :D :D :D :D .

"His tiling is even worse than your spelling, OP." ha ha ha ha ha h aha ha, I gota change me underware. that is brilliant.

"Dude, you don't have to be standing next to him to shoot him.
Get yourself a .50 cal and blow his nuts clean off from a mile away.

That is all! "
H aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Brilliant.

and the one about the socks inside out and he left his socks stuck to the tiles. aaaaaaa fantastic. guys i havent laughed so much in ages. Remeron and years of therapy have nothing on you Chaps. Big thank you to allllllllll.
 
no point giving your brother in law the gun and asking him to shoot himself. with his eyes he'll clearly miss!!

think the gun would be put to better use shooting the floor anyway!
 
from his Mr. wonky tiling i reckon his bro-in-law has got his own gun....a glue gun, and he's been sniffing the barrel! :cool:
 
Reminds me of my grandads diy, hes blind in 1 eye and can hardly see in the other and the tiling in the bathroom is awfulllllll
 

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