Pulling up a customers floor....
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Gasguru said:
oh is that a number 47?
if so does it come with fried rice?
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Even has the authentic griddle marks.
Unfortunately (for the bird) the boiler was burning nice and clean so it didn't have a nice sleep from carbon monoxide before cooking.
I did pull out a mouse wedged in a Puma circuit board - electricuted.
Unfortunately (for the bird) the boiler was burning nice and clean so it didn't have a nice sleep from carbon monoxide before cooking.
I did pull out a mouse wedged in a Puma circuit board - electricuted.
Anyone watched BBC3 the other day, it was about frog phobia!
The young woman is in tears & feels sick when she sees a frog or a picture of a frog!
She was trying to beat the frog phobia because her daughter likes reading the frog story!
The young woman is in tears & feels sick when she sees a frog or a picture of a frog!
She was trying to beat the frog phobia because her daughter likes reading the frog story!
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rob884 said:Gasguru said:How about a crispy bird on top of a boiler heat exchanger
awww...
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I left my apprentice under the floorboards last year ... It took a month before I noticed he was missing
esra_ptrap said:I left my apprentice under the floorboards last year ... It took a month before I noticed he was missing
Did you go back for him ?
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masona said:
genius
im sure you have also all had the pleasure of removing dead mice from cold feed pipes
a customer once complained of no heat from a warm air unit vent mounted on her ceiling so i removed it only to be showered in forkies who had made a wee nest as they do....felt really itchy for the rest of the day
i squeezed through a really tight gap in a dwarf wall under a floor some years ago. really had to breathe in to get through and took over a minute of mucking around only to land on the other side and find the place absolutely teeming with rats.......i think it took all of 2 seconds to get back through the gap
and finally i removed a dead bird from behind a closure plate and the customer walked in the room just as i was standing up with it in my hand.......she promptly fainted and cut her head open on the door handle
Down at the local firestation a couple of years ago doing safety certs for canteen gas appliances, all going well untill I got to the fryer. Openned the door connected the manometer drop test ok, went on and lit the pilot.
Just as I turned on the stat and main burnners fired a mouse jumped out, I yelped and fell back lay prostate on the floor shouting what the **** was that!. Next thing I know 5 firefighters and a canteen lady standing around me saying "dont move, whats happened", they did'nt believe me when I told them. Only after removing the burners did I find the remains of a nest and several babies, (poor things).
Had the P*** taken from firefighters to family. Now when I go there they think its funny because I bang the appliances first.
Just as I turned on the stat and main burnners fired a mouse jumped out, I yelped and fell back lay prostate on the floor shouting what the **** was that!. Next thing I know 5 firefighters and a canteen lady standing around me saying "dont move, whats happened", they did'nt believe me when I told them. Only after removing the burners did I find the remains of a nest and several babies, (poor things).
Had the P*** taken from firefighters to family. Now when I go there they think its funny because I bang the appliances first.
Not a customers floor - my own.
House I used to live in had big underfloor spaces, went down to put a phone cable through one day. Next day went back down to drag one through for the doorbell (pre-cordless) and it was full of water.
Turns out it was high tide - water was very brackish...
House I used to live in had big underfloor spaces, went down to put a phone cable through one day. Next day went back down to drag one through for the doorbell (pre-cordless) and it was full of water.
Turns out it was high tide - water was very brackish...
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