Retirement

[pred]

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean
by that."

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my kufing advice,
she'll ask me for it."

 

[Mikefromlondon]

got it, so you work zero hours!