Should We Shoot The Heron?

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LMAO we've actually got 3 different herons. A pair of loved up ones and a single one who sits on roof and calls the other two

I used to like herons until they ate our biggest koi - he was about 18inches long and we'd had him since he was a baby

Heron pie gets more appealing by the day........

now that I've got to see, roses, box of choc's

 

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and for the sake of the fish i wish they would practice safe sex

 

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I didn't realise they were herons but they sit on my lawn nuzzling each other

 

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Is that a heron? doesn't look "chav" enough

 

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Exactly - we've got two of those and a 'normal' looking one as well

 

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hey, how come you get the pretty ones and we get the ugly ones, Mrs P wouldn't want to shoot them if they looked liked that

 

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Must be the neighbourhood

Well it can't be the decent fish - they've had them all

I'm still trying to work out which is the decoy. Is it the loved up ones who make me go aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and then the ugly old burger eats the fish. OR is it the ugly old one who makes me curse at him, who is decoy for those pair of burgers? He sits on the chimney over the back whilst they deplete the fishies????